06 Nov 2021

QAnon Supporters Suspect Rolling Stones’s Keith Richards is JFK

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The Washington Examiner reveals the latest and greatest conspiracy theory.

Though the dead Kennedys didn’t make an appearance in Dallas on Tuesday, that didn’t deter a faction of QAnon supporters expecting the return of the political dynasty, who now have a new target for their affection, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards.

When the Kennedys failed to appear during the Tuesday gathering, some started to posit that the reveal might still happen at a Rolling Stones concert coincidentally happening in the city that evening. When this also didn’t happen, QAnon accounts on Telegram and Twitter started to speculate that Richards was actually the 35th president, and if 1993 movie Wayne’s World 2 taught the world anything, it’s that “Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons.”


2 Feedbacks on "QAnon Supporters Suspect Rolling Stones’s Keith Richards is JFK"

Fusil Darne

Every cigarette that is smoked takes a minute off that person’s life, which, is then given to Keith Richards.

The global warming warriors are really just worried about what kind of world they are leaving for Keith.

T. Shaw

Even more [expletive-deleted] stupid, millions think Clueless Joe is president.


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