Category Archive 'Bert and I'

18 Dec 2018

Bert and I: On Socialism

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Eban Robay went down to the Tremont Temple in Boston one Saturday night to hear Norman Thomas speak. Next Monday he was preaching Socialism to Enoch Turner over the back fence:

“You know, Enoch,” he was sayin’, “under Socialism a person shares everything.”

“You mean to say, Eban, that if you had two farms you’d give me one of them?”

“Ayup, Enoch, if I had two farms, I’d give you one of them.”

“You mean to say, Eban, if you had two hay rakes you’d give me one of them?”

“Ayup, Enoch, if I had two hay rakes I’d give you one of them.”

“Or if you had two hogs, Eban, would you give me one of them?”

“DARN YOU, ENOCH! YOU KNOW I GOT TWO HOGS!!!!”

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Bob Bryan passed away recently at 87, and was commemorated with a posting from Bird Dog.


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