She Should Run For Congress as a Democrat
Democrats, Entitlement, Inadvertent Comedy, Millennials

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09 Jan 2019
She Should Run For Congress as a DemocratDemocrats, Entitlement, Inadvertent Comedy, Millennials![]() 13 Sep 2018
Leaked Video: Top Google Execs Mourn 2016 Election ResultCommunity of Fashion, Google, Inadvertent Comedy, Political Bias![]() It’s a long video, but definitely worth watching as it demonstrates clearly just how deeply embedded in the Progressive community of fashion world-view the people running this major communication company really are, and how much they look down on people with different views and hate and fear any position not their own. I thought it was pretty striking to find that three out of four of the top panjandrums of Google are foreign-born immigrants to the United States. No wonder they neither identify with nor sympathize with the perspective of native-born Americans leading ordinary lives, who did not attend elite schools, who don’t fly around on private jets, and who don’t have $70 million hiring deals like Google’s CFO. And just wait until you see some of the alternative lifestyle types from the mass Google employee audience bringing up their Identity politics issues. Can people this weird really code? My understanding was that you had to pass some very tricky intelligence test to get hired by Google, and I find it hard to believe that some of the fruitcake specimens that spoke up could successfully compose a sentence containing the words “hare,” hunter,” and “field.” Google was embarrassed by this Breitbart leak, and issued a Twitter statement declaring: “Nothing was said at that meeting, or any other meeting, to suggest that any political bias ever influences the way we build or operate our products.” &c. Sure. Right. That’s why, just for instance, we get an endless stream of special animated Google headers celebrating the natal anniversaries of every Diversity Group member they can think of, but Christian holidays like Easter are overlooked completely. 29 Jun 2018
Bird of Paradise Interrupts Nature RapGreater Bird of Paradise, Inadvertent Comedy, Richard Attenborough![]() [Video of venerable TV naturalist David Attenborough standing amid vegetation. On a near-horizontal branch above his head is a brown and yellow greater bird of paradise, about the size of a crow, with big floaty yellow plumage puffing out along its back.] Bird: Pwuk. Pwuk. [Cut. Same shot.] Venerable TV naturalist David Attenborough: This, surely, is one – [Cut. Same shot but the bird is on the other side now and venerable TV naturalist David Attenborough has his hand on the branch.] Bird (hopping up and down on venerable TV naturalist David Attenborough’s fingers): Eh-eh. Eh-eh. Eh-urrrr. Eh-urrrr. [Cut. Same shot but the bird is back on the original side of the branch.] Bird: Aark. [Cut. Same shot.] [Cut. Same shot.] Venerable TV naturalist David Attenborough: – but Karl Linnaeus, the great – [Close-up of the bird.] Bird: WUKWUKWUKWUkwukwukwukwukoooh. Ooh. [Fade to black.] 09 Nov 2017
Chainsaw Bayonet, Anyone?AR-15, Inadvertent Comedy, Media Gun Ignorance, Twitter, USAToday![]()
Hilarity and mockery, naturally enough, ensued. Twitter now has a special hashtag category: #USATodayAR15Modifications for satirical take-offs. Example: 29 Apr 2017
Yale Snowflakes Confront Administration With Symbolic Hunger StrikeHunger Strike, Inadvertent Comedy, Left Think, Local 33, Yale![]() The Free Beacon explains to the confused that a “Symbolic Hunger Strike” is a Hunger Strike in which the activist striker is allowed to take time out of Hunger Striking and get a bite to eat while a replacement striker fills in for him on the hunger line.
—————————- UPDATE: Hat tip to Glenn Reynolds. 08 Feb 2016
University of Oregon Bernie Sanders Voters2016 Election, Bernie Sanders, Inadvertent Comedy![]() This is why we should have kept the property qualification for voting. Hat tip to the News Junkie. 04 Dec 2014
Sexual Misconduct Witch Hunt Recently Concluded at Yale Without a HangingFeminist Issues, Inadvertent Comedy, Sexual Misconduct, Title IX, Yale![]() Last year, a Yale student couple broke up during Spring Break. A few days later, the girl texted her former boyfriend, informing him she was drunk, inviting him to her room, and telling him: “Don’t let me try to seduce you though, because that is a distinct possibility.†Sex ensued (of course). And, over a year later, upon returning to Yale after taking a year off, the young lady filed a complaint with the University accusing her former boyfriend of rape. He had taken advantage, she said, of her being drunk, and seeing him around campus made her “want to cry or vomit.” Representatives of all sorts of new University bureaucracies, the University-Wide Committee on Sexual Misconduct (UWC), the Sexual Harassment and Assault Response & Education Center (SHARE), the Title IX coordinator, sprang into action and worked on the matter for months. After initiating formal procedures and supplying the complainant with her former boyfriend’s class schedule (so that she could avoid seeing him and therefore crying or throwing up), an independent fact-finder was hired. The two parties were interviewed four times along with some witnesses to the young lady’s drinking on the night in question. Statements were exchanged. All the majesty of Yale marched up to the top of the hill and then down again, and a 3-and-1/2 hour hearing was finally conducted, with all the technical facilities and formality of a Nuremburg war crimes trial. As the result of the hearing, a faculty panel voted and wrote a report, concluding (reasonably enough) that “the preponderance of the evidence” proved that the male student had not violated university policy by taking advantage of the young lady while she was incapacitated. They then formally advised the two young people to avoid one another. It appears that, in the end, it all came out alright, since the panel’s report was confirmed by the Dean of Yale College, and the complainant decided to forgo appealing the decision. Original Yale Daily News story of November 7. ———————————- Ruth Marcus, at the Washington Post, thought that this incident should alarm everyone.
Hat tip to Maggie Gallagher. ![]() Feeds
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