Have you ever eaten Froot Loops and thought, “This cereal isnâ€™t gay enough?” Do you seek a safe space to eat your Rice Krispies? Are you concerned that your Corn Flakes arenâ€™t sufficiently woke? Well, now Kelloggâ€™s has the solution!
On Thursday, the gay site PinkNews reported, â€œKelloggâ€™s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal so you can start your day with maximum gayâ€¦ If youâ€™re a fan of breakfast and being gay, we have grrrrreat news for you â€“ Kelloggâ€™s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal.â€
And to think, weâ€™ve been eating straight, cisgender cereal all this time.
Timed to coincide with GLAADâ€™s Spirit Day on October 17, they teamed up to produce the â€œAll Togetherâ€ cereal, which Kelloggâ€™s says is the first to offer Corn Flakes, Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, Frosted Mini Wheats, Raisin Bran, and Rice Krispies â€œexclusively together.â€
Unlike the mix of cereal the image on the box implies, itâ€™s actually a Limited Edition Variety Pack with 6 individual sized boxes inside, but consumers are free to create any combination they like. Froot Loops and Raisin Brain together? Let your freak flag fly, honey!
Kelloggâ€™s chief diversity officer (why does a cereal company need such a thing??) Priscilla Koranteng said, â€œAt Kellogg, we are firmly committed to equality and inclusion in the workplace, marketplace and in the communities where we work and live.â€ As part of the Spirit Day partnership, Kelloggâ€™s is donating $50,000 to GLAAD.
Consumer corporations that sell out to the radical left can go pound sand.