20 Oct 2019

Kellogg’s: One Brand of Cereal I Won’t Buy Again

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Have you ever eaten Froot Loops and thought, “This cereal isn’t gay enough?” Do you seek a safe space to eat your Rice Krispies? Are you concerned that your Corn Flakes aren’t sufficiently woke? Well, now Kellogg’s has the solution!

On Thursday, the gay site PinkNews reported, “Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal so you can start your day with maximum gay… If you’re a fan of breakfast and being gay, we have grrrrreat news for you – Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal.”

And to think, we’ve been eating straight, cisgender cereal all this time.

Timed to coincide with GLAAD’s Spirit Day on October 17, they teamed up to produce the “All Together” cereal, which Kellogg’s says is the first to offer Corn Flakes, Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, Frosted Mini Wheats, Raisin Bran, and Rice Krispies “exclusively together.”

Unlike the mix of cereal the image on the box implies, it’s actually a Limited Edition Variety Pack with 6 individual sized boxes inside, but consumers are free to create any combination they like. Froot Loops and Raisin Brain together? Let your freak flag fly, honey!

Kellogg’s chief diversity officer (why does a cereal company need such a thing??) Priscilla Koranteng said, “At Kellogg, we are firmly committed to equality and inclusion in the workplace, marketplace and in the communities where we work and live.” As part of the Spirit Day partnership, Kellogg’s is donating $50,000 to GLAAD.


Consumer corporations that sell out to the radical left can go pound sand.

6 Feedbacks on "Kellogg’s: One Brand of Cereal I Won’t Buy Again"

Otis Donkey

It wouldn’t surprise me if the LBQrstuvwxwhatever lobby isnt shaking down these companies….somehow.

Threatening? Coercion? Blackmail? Siccing alphabet agencies on them?


stay away from the “Sugar Frosted Crunchy Condoms”, they taste like rubber!!


With “Fruit Loops”, you just know they would take the plunge.

I always expected the California Breakfast with the “fruits and the nuts”, but it was going to be “FREE”.

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Seattle Sam

As someone who spent several years in charge of cereal products (at a competitive company), i can tell you that from a marketing standpoint this makes ZERO sense. This MUST be driven by some executive at Kellogg just itching to flex his leftist credentials. The target audience is just too small to justify this on any rational grounds. The inmates really have taken over the asylum in Battle Creek.


Kellogg’s has come full circle; the first cereal Dr. Kellogg ever invented was supposed to help prevent masturbation, and now Kellogg’s company is catering to sexual perverts!

“Kellogg developed a few different flaked grain breakfast cereals—including corn flakes—as healthy, ready-to-eat, anti-masturbatory morning meals.”



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