AFGHANISTANâ€”Sergeant Bruce Larson, 28, was deployed to Afghanistan as part of a mechanized Army combat unit in the fall, after informing his superiors that he self-identified as an M1A1 Abrams tank.
Tragically, the man was killed in his first combat engagement over the weekend.
After being ordered to flank an enemy position, Larson crested a hill, making tank noises and yelling, â€œBOOM!â€ as he fired his imaginary 105mm gun at Taliban forces. Confused enemy soldiers watched him from a distance as he continued to lay down â€œsuppressing fireâ€ by making loud â€œpew pew pewâ€ noises with his mouth, which he identifies as his .50-caliber secondary armament.
Finally, the bewildered Taliban forces shot at him, according to an Army debriefing. Sadly, although the man identified as the advanced modern combat vehicle, the bullets shot at him from an enemy combatantâ€™s AK-47 did not agree with his perception of reality, and he tragically lost his life, according to sources.
The man was not buried but was scrapped for parts at a U.S. Army scrapyard, per his wishes. He is survived by his wife, who identifies as an F-22 Raptor.
Category Archive 'M1 Abrams Tank'
12 Jan 2018