Ever feel like your job in Hollywood or your large trust fund has left you out of touch with the working class in America? Well, now thereâ€™s a new way to reconnect with the hoi polloi: Buy a pair of $425 jeans that promise to show â€œyouâ€™re not afraid to get down and dirty.â€
Luxury fashion retailer Nordstrom was previously best known for dropping Ivanka Trumpâ€™s brand back in Februaryâ€”unofficially out of political spite, officially because of declining sales.
The company is now desperate to ruin its own brand further by selling a pair of working class-inspired pants, so that people with $425 to spare can feel part of the masses. Per the itemâ€™s description on the website:
Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear thatâ€™s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows youâ€™re not afraid to get down and dirty.
Category Archive 'Nordstrom’s'
26 Apr 2017