Joe Pesci in “My Cousin Vinny” (1992).
David Stein (on Facebook): “Right now, Americaâ€™s being held hostage by an insane, bitter, vengeful, leftist black man who believes that real or imagined slights entitle him to harm decent people and terrorize a nation. But enough about Obama. Some dude named Chris Dornerâ€™s holed up in a cabin.”
Hat tip to Jonah Goldberg.
Daily Caller‘s drinking game:
Whenever Obama says â€œjobs,â€ pour eight percent of your drink down the drain.
Take a shot whenever Obama mentions the word â€œgunâ€ or other Second Amendment-related terminology.
When Obama engages in class warfare, stab the richest person in the room with your broken beer bottle (which was broken, of course, by smashing it on said gentlemanâ€™s head).
When Obama mentions â€œgreen energy,â€ swirl your drink in a windmill-like fashion and pour it down the drain.
When the president says â€œdebtâ€ or â€œdeficit,â€ take one of your friendâ€™s beers and promise to pay him back later.
If Obama says â€œItâ€™s the right thing to do,â€ scream â€œYEAH IT IS!â€ and chug your whole drink.
If Obama says â€œLet me be clear,â€ take a shot of vodka or translucent alcohol of your choice.
If Obama mentions technology or technology education, â€œmuploadâ€ a drunk â€œselfieâ€ to Facebook, Twitter or Instagram.
When the president uses the passive voice, hit your neighbor the right, and blame your neighbor on the left.
Drink a vodka with Red Bull every time Vice President Joe Biden looks like heâ€™s about to fall asleep.
If Speaker of the House John Boehnerâ€™s complexion looks particularly orange, pour a screw driver.