is J.R.R. Tolkien spinning in his grave. Amazon has plans for its new version of his earlier Age of Middle Earth that the author would not like one bit.
Amazon Studiosâ€™ LOTR Series Heads Into Uncharted Carnal Waters with Casting Call for Nudity and an â€œIntimacy Coordinatorâ€
This might be a singularly surprising or even upsetting concept to present to Tolkien fans. If I were to address this reality to Star Wars, or Harry Potter, or even Miyazaki fandom it would raise eyebrows or outright alarm. But gather â€™round the campfire and hear my tremulous words:
â€œPrepare for a newly-sexualized version of your favorite fantasy world.â€
Itâ€™s the equivalent of saying: â€œGet ready to watch Anakin and Padme do something onscreen that will forever alter the way you see Star Wars. Sorry about the sand. It gets everywhere.â€
Is this a real lightning rod issue? Depends on your temperament. I have to be really careful about presumed gatekeeping (which is not my intention) or any semblance of that; I just want this discussion WAY out in the open. Letâ€™s get to the heart of this, because it is a thing now.
We must clearly ask ourselves what we want and donâ€™t want from a billion-dollar Tolkien TV adaptation, because the tracks are laid and that train is headed straight for us, via your streaming device and paid subscription.