Kurt Schlichter claims that Science proves that you need a modern semiautomatic, so-called Assault Rifle.
[Y]ou should own, at a minimum, a modern semiautomatic rifle like an AR-15 that is simple to operate, easily accessorized for the individual user, reliable, and rugged. Liberals call these â€œassault rifles,â€ though they are not. Insisting that liberals be accurate when describing what they seek to ban is â€œgunsplaining,â€ a heinous macroaggression that is right up there with assuming someoneâ€™s gender on the Big List Oâ€™ Liberal Sins.
If you don’t agree with me, you clearly hate science. Why do liberals hate science so much?
But it is science â€“ the math is clear that chaos is in the cards, and you better be ready.
Now, if only Kurt will get to work demonstrating the scientific basis for my need for a side-lever Stephen Grant hammergun…