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23 Dec 2010
Wikileaks Latest CoupJanet Napolitano, SatireJanet Napolitano’s Romance novel stolen by Wikileaks. 28 Dec 2009
Then AgainAirline Security, Flight 253, Janet Napolitano, Official Idiocy and Incompetence
It seems the traveling public may not be “very very safe” after all, and the system didn’t really work. What do you know? Janet Napolitano denied eating her words today on MBC’s Today show. No, it was CNN, you see, which took her out of context (!). 3:43 video What a weasel she is. 28 Dec 2009
Janet Napolitano: “The Traveling Public is Very Very Safe”"Jaws" (1975), Airline Security, Andrew Sullivan, Flight 253, Incompetence, Janet Napolitano, Official Incompetence, Terrorism
Department of Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano assures CNN that “the system worked.” She announces with a note of assured complacency that “right now, we have no indication it was part of anything larger”. “We have initiated more screening and what we call mitigation measures at.. uh… airports.” “I would advise you, during this heavy holiday season, (voice sweetens) just to arrive a bit early.” “The traveling public is very very safe in this air environment.” In response to Candy Crowley inquiring why even a father’s report that his son had ties to terrorists and might be dangerous was not enough to move him onto the no-fly list, Janet Napolitano responded: “You need information that is specific and credible if you are going to bar someone from air travel.” The directrex of Homeland Security’s performance was reminding me of someone, and after a minute it came to me who it was. Napolitano’s reassurances sound exactly like those of 1970s era Mayor of Amity, Larry Vaughn. Janet Napolitano 6:06 video Larry Vaughn 4:01 video Andrew Sullivan awarded her a “Heckuva Job, Janet” column.
Even Andrew is dead right every now and then. Feeds
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