SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a beloved San Fran tradition, stores across the city are holding their annual 100% off Black Friday sale today, offering shoppers the opportunity to come in, throw as much stuff in a bag as they can fit, and run out of the store.
“Come one, come all, and check out these amazing discounts!” said the manager of one San Francisco Walgreens. “You can get makeup, electronics, Takis, sunglasses, you name it—even prescription medications!”
One shopper said she just had to go check out the savings on designer handbags. “Yeah, I don’t really like going out in the crowds, but for 100% off, sure. I’ll throw on a ski mask and some gloves and grab as many Gucci purses as possible.”
Mike-SMO
I am glad that I got to see SF when it was still a functional community. I can see desolation in any modern Democratic city [e.g. Chicago, Baltimore, Philadelphia, Saint Louis, etc].
Seattle Sam
This is clear discrimination. These sales are not available to residents of cities run by Republicans. I will be in SF the end of this week and will see if anything remains.
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