There were no survivors.

Hat tip to Graham.

“So, you say her name was Alice?”

Hat tip to Madame Scherzo.

Via Imgur.

Via Ratak Monodosico.

NSFW

Via Theo.

io9.com

More at Happy Place.

Harry Potter and the Prostate of Secrets is a strong contender.

Hat tip to Karen L. Myers.

Silicon Beat:

It’s old news that the Internet has become an essential part of daily life. But now Yahoo Japan is offering to help people prepare for their eventual death online.

A new service called “Yahoo! Ending” promises to delete personal data from online accounts, send out a digital farewell message to friends and even host a memorial web page where people can leave condolences – once the service has confirmed that a subscriber has died.

That’s according to a report in the Wall Street Journal, which said the service will also help people plan their funerals and even compose their wills. (We checked out the Yahoo Japan site, but the English-language version provided by Google Translate left us confused about some details.)

This isn’t actually a new idea: We’ve reported previously on smaller companies that offer this kind of service. But it’s the first time we’ve heard of a comprehensive death package offered by a large Internet company. Yahoo Japan is a joint venture between Sunnyvale-based Yahoo and the Japanese giant SoftBank.

A US version would be poised to make a fortune.

Via Fred Lapides.

And that hermit isn’t kidding.

Hat tip to Vanderleun.

From IainMcintosh via Amy Alkon [FB].