Category Archive 'Florida'
10 Oct 2019
The NY Post reports that, these days, you can’t even try to get an alligator drunk without getting arrested and fined.
A Florida man was reportedly arrested for trying to get an alligator drunk after his pal captured the reptile.
Timothy Kepke, 27, of Hobe Sound allegedly fed some beer to the animal, which also bit him, on Aug. 26 in Palm City, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission report obtained by TC Palm.
Moments earlier, Kepke told police, Noah Osborne, 22, caught the gator with his bare hands, the report said.
Kepke told authorities he had consumed a few beers that day, but claimed he wasnâ€™t intoxicated during the incident.
After the beer feeding, which was recorded, the duo released the animal back into the wild, Kepke told officers.
Authorities obtained the video, though itâ€™s unclear how, and on Sept. 17 confronted Kepke at his home, where he copped to the crime.
10 Nov 2018
“Why are there never any “newly discovered ballots” in close races that Democrats win? Why are there no “newly discovered ballots” in races that aren’t close? And why is it that all the “newly discovered ballots” in every race always contain a surprisingly disproportionate number of votes for the Democrat candidate?
We all know why.”
— Randy Spencer.
23 Aug 2018
The Miami Herald reports scholarly speculation on the results of python cross-breeding in the Florida Everglades.
What started out as a straightforward genetic study of Floridaâ€™s invasive python population has turned up a surprising plot twist: a small number of crossbred Burmese and Indian pythons with the potential to become a kind of Everglades super snake.
For the study, published Sunday in the journal Ecology and Evolution, U.S. Geological Survey researchers examined the tail tissue of 400 snakes captured in South Florida, from the Big Cypress Swamp to the Everglades. While the vast majority appeared to be closely related Burmese pythons â€” imagine a family reunion packed with first and second cousins â€” 13 had genetic markers from Indian pythons, a different species that unlike the swamp-loving Burmese snake prefers high, dry ground.
The number is clearly small, but it raises the risk that over time some Everglades snakes could become better suited to a more varied landscape. Scientists call it hybrid vigor.
Python hunter Dusty Crum carries a python caught as part of South Florida Water Management District licensed hunting program in May. The state has been paying a select group of hunters to kill the invasive snakes on state lands since March 2017.
â€œIf the Indian pythons have a wider range, perhaps these Everglades snakes now have that capability,â€ said lead author and USGS geneticist Margaret Hunter. â€œItâ€™s quite interesting and quite surprising, but we donâ€™t know the extent itâ€™s in the population.â€
06 Apr 2017
The Miami dialect is not a second-language accent, like youâ€™d hear from a Cuban immigrant whose first language is Spanish. It is an American English dialect like New York City English, Southern American English, or any other dialect in this country: spoken by native-born Americans who speak English either as a first language or fluently along with the language of their parents. Which doesnâ€™t stop the accent from seeming foreign to others: Carter says that his students will sometimes find themselves in a neighboring county, only to be asked what country theyâ€™re from.
Thereâ€™s a whole bunch of things that set Miami English apart from other dialects. Much of it comes from Spanish: words or sounds that are pronounced in a certain way in Spanish will eventually show up in English. An easy one is the word â€œsalmon,â€ which in Miami is pronounced with the L: â€œsall-mon.â€ That comes directly from the Spanish word for the fish, which is, well, salmÃ³n. (In Spanish, all consonants make one sound and one sound only.*)
But that letter L gets even weirder. It turns out Spanish and English have different pronunciations of the letter, which are referred to as â€œlight Lâ€ and â€œdark L.â€ English actually has both of them: a light L is found in words starting with L, like the word â€œlight.â€ A dark L is found sometimes at the ends of words, as in the word â€œfeel.â€ Say that out loud: can you hear how, in â€œfeel,â€ it sounds almost like â€œfee-yulâ€? That â€œull-â€ sound as the first part of the L sound, thatâ€™s a dark L, and itâ€™s made with a slightly different shape of your tongue in your mouth. In Miami, all L sounds are dark, so a word like â€œliterallyâ€ sounds more like â€œull-iterally.â€
Vowels also show some impact from Spanish. Elsewhere in the country, English speakers have a tendency to â€œfrontâ€ some vowels. â€œFrontâ€ and â€œbackâ€ refers to the position of your tongue in your mouth, so â€œeeâ€ is a front vowel, whereas â€œohâ€ and â€œoohâ€ are back vowels. In the South and Mid-Atlantic, English speakers will move their back vowels a little to the front, so â€œboatâ€ sounds like â€œbehh-oht.â€ But in Spanish, thatâ€™s absolutely not done, and that carries over to Miami English. Keeping â€œohâ€ in the back isnâ€™t unique to Miami, but it is unique to Miami within the Southern U.S.
Another vowel thing: much of the U.S. does this weird thing with the â€œahâ€ sound in words like â€œhand.â€ When that vowel comes before a nasal consonantâ€”M or Nâ€”it becomes kind of nasal and more complex, turning into more like â€œhay-and.â€ Miamians, though, donâ€™t do that, so â€œhandâ€ has the exact same vowel as â€œcat.â€ Try saying it out loud. It feels strange, right? Almost British-y.
Miami English also has lots and lots of calques, which are loan phrases: essentially direct translations of Spanish phrases. In Atlanta, New York, and Seattleâ€”actually, basically anywhere besides Miamiâ€”you get out of a car. In Miami, you get down from a car, because â€œdown from the carâ€ is a direct translation from the Spanish, bajar del carro. There are dozens of these: in Miami you donâ€™t get in line or wait in line, you make a line. You donâ€™t get married to somebody, you get married with them. When talking about money, you donâ€™t say â€œfive ninety-nineâ€ for $5.99; you say â€œfive with ninety-nine.â€ If youâ€™re not up to anything much, you might say â€œIâ€™m eating shit,â€ the basic equivalent of â€œIâ€™m not doing shit.â€ â€œSome of those English calques are based on Cuban Spanish, and my strong suspicion is that kids are learning the local variety of English unaware of the sources of the loan words,â€ says Carter.
The verbs â€œcomeâ€ and â€œgoâ€ are also different in English and Spanish, and thus different in Miami English. â€œIn English, the verbs â€˜comeâ€™ and â€˜goâ€™ are really peculiar,â€ says Carter. â€œIf you invite me to your house, Iâ€™ll say â€˜Iâ€™m coming over now,â€™ even though what I meant to say is â€˜Iâ€™m going over now.â€™â€ These words are based on â€œdeiksis,â€ the relationship between the speaker and listener. Theoretically, â€œcomeâ€ should mean heading toward the speaker or listener, and â€œgoâ€ should mean heading away from the speaker or listener. Come to where I am, go to this other location. But in English, itâ€™s not that simple; we often get those totally wrong. Spanish speakers, and Miami English speakers, never get those wrong. An invitation to a birthday party in Miami might say, â€œGo celebrate Mariaâ€™s 10th birthday party at the zoo.â€ Sounds weird, but is actually correct: neither the sender nor the receiver of the invitation is at the zoo, so it should be â€œgo.â€
One of the hardest to nail down is in the actual rhythm of speech. Spanish is syllable-timed, meaning that each syllable is spoken for the same length of time. English is not; it is stress-timed, so certain syllables, especially one-syllable words, are shorter than others. (Think about â€œfor,â€ â€œand,â€ and pronouns like â€œheâ€ and â€œshe.â€) Miami English isnâ€™t exactly syllable-timed, but itâ€™s more regular than other English dialects, which makes it soundâ€¦different, somehow. â€œI have heard parodies of Latinos, or Latino characters who are putting on being Latino, where youâ€™ll find them speaking in a very fast way which gives that impression,â€ says Carter. Itâ€™s not that Spanish-speakers speak more quickly, just that their timing is different than English. We donâ€™t quite know how itâ€™s different, but speaking very quickly can sort of trigger our conception of Spanish rhythms.
Miami English is not, though, the same as other Spanish-influenced dialects of English, like Chicano English in Southern California. Some of those calques, for example, are specific to Cuba or the Caribbean and not found in Mexico. One of the most telling examples of a Southern Californian accent is turning â€œingâ€ and â€œinkâ€ endings into â€œeengâ€ and â€œeenk,â€ so â€œthinkingâ€ becomes â€œtheenkeeng.â€ These are not found at all in Miami.
Miami English isnâ€™t only spoken by Miami Latinos, though they are the predominant group that has this dialect. Carter has found that many Anglo whites in Miami will use this dialectâ€”but not always. Miami English coexists with Spanglish and flat-out Spanish in Miami, and speakers will often switch between those depending on who theyâ€™re speaking to. A white teenager might use the Miami English dialect with friends, and a Northeast-like accent with parentsâ€”after all, thereâ€™s a good chance the teenâ€™s parents hail from the North.
A major part of what makes Miami English special is how quickly and thoroughly immigrant groups have come to dominate the city. In, say, New York, even the biggest immigrant groupsâ€”Italian, Irish, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Chineseâ€”are still comparatively minor parts of the whole. But Cubans, and then other Spanish-speakers, became the dominant force in Miami so quickly that, essentially, stranger calques and pronunciations and rhythms have been free to become the norm.
Read the whole thing.
16 Jan 2017
Yesterday, an estimated 12-footer.
09 Dec 2016
16-foot female (an invasive species record) had the remains of three deer in its system.
Burmese pythons are the scourge of the Florida Everglades, eating anything they can fit inside their cavernous jaws. Theyâ€™re known to eat deer when the opportunity arises, but one invasive serpent has officially set a world record: three deer in its gut at the same time.
In 2013 wildlife officials discovered the remains of a doe and two fawns in the belly of a 15.6-foot Burmese python. The snake was captured and later euthanized as part of a scientific study conducted by researchers from Pennsylvaniaâ€™s Dickinson College, with the results of their findings being published earlier this year in the scientific journal BioInvasions Records.
â€œA comparative examination of bone, teeth, and hooves extracted from the fecal contents revealed that this snake consumed three white-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus),â€ wrote lead researcher Scott Boback. â€œThis is the first report of an invasive Burmese python containing the remains of multiple white-tailed deer in its gut.â€
The paper reports that the snake likely ate the three deer at different times over an 87-day period. The presence of special teeth only present in fawns helped researchers identify the younger deer, while another tooth pointed to an animal at least 12 months in age. The growth rate of deer hooves ultimately helped the researchers determine that three deerâ€”one older than 12 months, one 24 to 30 days old, and one roughly two weeks oldâ€”had been eaten.
Other than the hooves and teeth, researchers found a skull fragment, bits of vertebrae and appendages, and some fur, but scant else. A python is capable of digesting bone, so the remains had to be carefully examined to determine what was contained in the snakeâ€™s fecal material.
In the end, the researchers believe the snake hid from its prey in some body of water, then when they came down to drink it attacked with its backward-curving teeth and began constricting them. While pythons have been present in the Everglades since at least the 1990s, deer simply havenâ€™t adapted to this new danger.
â€œBecause the largest snakes native to southern Florida are not capable of consuming even mid-sized mammals, pythons likely represent a novel predatory threat to white-tailed deer in these habitats,â€ the researchers wrote.
Read the whole thing.
17 Jun 2016
The New York Daily News’ great mind, the same Gersh Kuntzman who recently suffered from PTSD as the result of test firing an AR-15, waxes indignant over the demise of alligators from the Disneyworld lagoon, who were dispatched by the local authorities in the aftermath of one of them killing a visiting two-year-old.
Did something just go wrong? Well, kill all the animals!
That remains the standard stupid human reaction whenever our control of nature goes awry.
Like on Tuesday night after a 2-year-old was apparently eaten by an alligator on an artificial beach near Disney World. The response? Local officials killed four gators.
No disrespect to the suffering family, but let me get this straight: We built a man-made ecosystem in the natural environment of a known predator, stocked it with fish for our amusement, built a hotel with a beach on its banks, let kids wade into the water, express shock when one gets eaten â€” and then we kill the animal for doing exactly what animals do?
Obviously, in Kutzman’s twisted worldview, Barack Obama ought to be conducting an apology tour of the Everglades, expressing America’s regret to saurians for imperialist occupation of their swamps and deploring the species-ist view that human life is more valuable than reptilian dining.
15 Jun 2016
Man-made lagoon at Disney World where a two-year-old boy was dragged into by an alligator yesterday.
New York Post:
The 2-year-old boy who was dragged by an alligator on the shores of Disneyâ€™s upscale Grand Floridian Resort & Spa remained missing early Wednesday â€” as authorities continued their desperate search for the tragic tot.
Jeff Williamson of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission said additional personnel would be deployed to assist in the search-and-rescue operation.
â€œRight now weâ€™re going to bring in some fresh eyes and continue with the search,â€ Williamson said, the Orlando Sentinel reported. â€œPrepare for the worst, hope for the best.â€
The boy, who was vacationing with his family of five from Nebraska, was on the shoreline of the Seven Seas Lagoon on Tuesday night when the gator â€” estimated to be between 4 and 7 feet long â€” attacked him.
His dad tried to pry him loose from the animal but was unable to, Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings said.
â€œAs a father, as a grandfather, weâ€™re going to hope for the best in these circumstances, but based on my 35 years of law enforcement experience, we know we have some challenges ahead of us,â€ Demings said, the paper reported.
31 May 2016
Palmetto Golf Course, Plametto, Florida, posted May 30. Estimated length: 14-15 feet.