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The happy couple
The Telegraph reports all this deadpan, but I grew up near Knoebel’s Amusement Park, so I’m familiar with the local provincial Pennsylvania sense of humor. I think the young lady is pulling the media’s leg, and playfully mocking a certain politically correct cause.
Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.
This follows a â€œcourtship”; of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.
Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports
â€œI love him as much as women love their husbands and know weâ€™ll be together forever,â€ she said.
Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: â€œI was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.
â€œI wasnâ€™t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didnâ€™t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasnâ€™t â€˜normalâ€™ to have feelings for a fairground ride.â€
Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.
She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.