“Game of Thrones” Characters as US States
"Game of Thrones", Amusement, US States
King Tommen Baratheon
Blond and easily duped, powerful but clumsy with said power, impressed by girls’ boobs and wacky religions.
Athletic, secretly wealthy, with a sun-tanned, weathered face. Incessantly trying to sleep with a younger woman.
Rich, bratty, emotionally unnerving. Definitely PG’d at Taft.
That guy Ned Stark executes in the pilot
No one remembers that Delaware is the first state either.
“Mad” King Aerys II Targaryen
Senile, wealthy, paranoid, prone to random outbursts of insanity. Pretty confident that he will eventually turn into a dragon.
Does not do well in cold weather.
Unspoiled and beautiful, until evil outside forces wreak havoc on her. Understandably angry.
An anti-big government Libertarian with his own militia.