Good comments.

AnonymousFebruary 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM

Would be more accurate if the thick, black stuff was coming out of the crankcase

AnonymousFebruary 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM

It uses Lucas electronics – it will not be working soon

HT: Bernie Sanders (the CPA, not the communist).

This 911 call from the F-35 pilot is wild… pic.twitter.com/NMOSl8Mnf0

— @amuse (@amuse) September 22, 2023

This kid is brilliant. Wonderful, funny, flawless impersonation with not a scintilla of meanness. pic.twitter.com/JoefHmWxOg

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) September 21, 2023

Babylon Bee:

1: Spray Febreze on the Oval Office curtains to get the old man smell out: Step one to draining the swamp is giving it a flowery scent.

RTWT

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane?

Me: Yes, but I'm not that kind of …

Flight attendant: The pilots are debating the merits of the terminologies of "the dark ages" vs. "late antiquity" vs. "the early middle ages".

Me: Okay. I’m here.

— Stephen Hopkins (@phil_lol_ogist) September 25, 2021

HT: Bird Dog.