When Donald Trump Is Re-Elected
2024 Election, Babylon Bee, Donald Trump, Humor

1: Spray Febreze on the Oval Office curtains to get the old man smell out: Step one to draining the swamp is giving it a flowery scent.
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08 Jul 2022
When Donald Trump Is Re-Elected2024 Election, Babylon Bee, Donald Trump, Humor![]()
29 Sep 2021
Tweet of the DayHumor, Language, Philology, Twitter![]()
24 Apr 2021
Neanderthal and ProudDNA, Humor, Identity Groups, Neanderthal![]() Hugh Thomson, in the British Spectator, finds membership in a new Identity Group.
Use Outline.com to beat the paywall. 22 Apr 2021
Densest Element DiscoveredGovernment, Humor![]() Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons. 05 Feb 2021
Applicant’s Guide to Ethos of American CollegesColleges and Universities, Humor, Yale![]() Steve Smith at McSweeney’s has a go at briefly capturing the typical student character and personality.
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