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Category Archive 'Godzilla'
08 Jan 2013
Beowulf Meets GodsyllaBeowulf, Godzilla, Old English, Parody, Tom Weller![]()
monstær lurccen; Fulle few too many drincce, hie luccen for fyht. Ãen Hreorfneorhtðhwr, son of Hrwærowþheororthwl, Æsccen æwful jeork to steop outsyd. Þhud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom! Ãe bigge gye Eallum his bon brak, byt his nose offe; Wicced Godsylla wæld on his asse. Monstær moppe fleor wyþ eallum men in hælle. Beowulf in bacceroome fonecall bamaccen wæs; Hearen sond of ruccus sæd, “Hwæt ðe helle?†Graben sheold strang ond swich-blæd scharp Stond feorth to fyht ðe grimlic foe. “Me,†Godsylla sæd, “mac ðe minsemete.†Heoro cwyc geten heold wiþ fæmed half-nelson Ond flyng him lic frisbe bac to fen Beowulf belly up to meaddehæle bar, Sæd, “Ne foe beaten mie færsom cung-fu.†Eorderen cocca-cohla yce-coeld, ðe reol þyng.
—Tom Weller, Cvltvre Made Stvpid Hat tip to Karen L. Myres. 06 Feb 2011
Krauthammer Has Another One for WarmlistAl Gore, Albert Gore, Charles Krauthammer, Global Warming, Godzilla![]()
Earlier this week, Al Gore identified the reason we’ve been experiencing a bitter-cold, snow-filled winter recently.
Charles Krauthammer is clearly the winner of the subsequent week-long competition in ridiculing Gore. Warmlist needs a new category for satirical proposed additions. ![]() Feeds
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