Category Archive '“Game of Thrones”'
14 Jul 2016

Samuel L. Jackson Describes the First Five Seasons of “Game of Thrones”


29 Jun 2016

Queen Elizabeth Must Have Been Sitting on the Iron Throne That Day

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19 Jun 2016

“Game of Thrones” Characters as US States

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King Tommen Baratheon
Blond and easily duped, powerful but clumsy with said power, impressed by girls’ boobs and wacky religions.

Jorah Mormont
Athletic, secretly wealthy, with a sun-tanned, weathered face. Incessantly trying to sleep with a younger woman.

Joffrey Baratheon
Rich, bratty, emotionally unnerving. Definitely PG’d at Taft.

That guy Ned Stark executes in the pilot
No one remembers that Delaware is the first state either.

“Mad” King Aerys II Targaryen
Senile, wealthy, paranoid, prone to random outbursts of insanity. Pretty confident that he will eventually turn into a dragon.

Janos Slynt
Does not do well in cold weather.

Sansa Stark
Unspoiled and beautiful, until evil outside forces wreak havoc on her. Understandably angry.

Mance Rayder
An anti-big government Libertarian with his own militia.

Whole story.

04 Jun 2016

Hodor Doorstop


You may soon be able to get Hodor to hold your own door. io9:


28 Feb 2016

Game of Thrones Humor


22 Feb 2016

Winter is Trumping

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03 Jan 2016

The Dog Ate George R.R. Martin’s Volume VI



When April comes around and the new season of Game of Thrones starts running on HBO, the show’s plot line will inevitably proceed past the five books previously published, and the sixth volume, The Winds of Winter, will remain unfinished, unprinted, unbound, and undelivered into readers’ hands.

George R. R. Martin slunk on to the Internet yesterday, looking guilty and making all kinds of excuses.

Look, I have always had problems with deadlines. For whatever reason, I don’t respond well to them. Back in November, when I returned to Northwestern to accept my Alumni Award, I told the Medill students that was why I started writing fiction instead of getting a job on a newspaper. I knew even then that daily deadlines would kill me. That was a joke, of course… but there was truth in it too. …

But I won’t make excuses. There are no excuses. No one else is to blame. Not my editors and publishers, not HBO, not David & Dan. It’s on me. I tried, and I am still trying. I worked on the book a couple of days ago, revising a Theon chapter and adding some new material, and I will writing on it again tomorrow. But no, I can’t tell you when it will be done, or when it will be published. Best guess, based on our previous conversations, is that Bantam (and presumably my British publisher as well) can have the hardcover out within three months of delivery, if their schedules permit. But when delivery will be, I can’t say. I am not going to set another deadline for myself to trip over. The deadlines just stress me out.

I am going back to my stance from last March, before all this. It will be done when it’s done. And it will be as good as I can possibly make it.

Call Ser Ilin Payne, this undoubtedly treason against the realm!

10 Jul 2015

What Do We Say?

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16 Jun 2015

If Charles Schulz Had Written Game of Thrones


15 May 2015

Tweet of the Day

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04 Sep 2014

If “Game of Thrones” Had Been Aired in the 1960s…

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it would have had this kind of Saul Bass-style title sequence.

Via the Dish.

27 Aug 2014

Weird Al’s Homage to Game of Thrones at the Emmys

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Hat tip to Karen L. Myers.

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